Can't have too much elephant penis

Apparently, I need to learn how to knit. This was not a skill I managed to pick up as a child, but as an adult, it's beginning to hold some interest. Behold! The penis bottle cozy. Which may be a dirty elephant eye puzzle thingie.


See? I can only hope to emulate this kind of craftmanship if I take up the art of knitting now. *sigh* At least I can buy this one so I'll have something to aspire to.

Crap. The site says they've sold out. In four days. Really? I may just have to contact the person who was making them.