Online Stalking - NSFW photo/video edition

No, my "liking" of Radcliffe has not gotten out of hand, just taken a new turn. Several things to discuss.

The first, I am sick of HBO playing HP movies. Order of the Phoenix has been on like five times in the past two weeks. It's just teasing fans who wish they could see the new one. Boo.

Second, WB needs to stop releasing pics of the new one and just surprise us all with a Christmas release. There are hundreds of screen shots from this movie online. Enough that I was able to put together my own version. Do they really think that's a way to appease fans? It's just irritating me.

Third, I found out this nude pic of Daniel is fake. Granted, that's not so big a deal (ignore the obvious pun) since he was supposed to be 17 when the pic was taken, but it did make me wonder. Not what he looks like naked (which I know), but why someone went through all the trouble of faking it. Pretty good editing job, though. I'd heard it was fake when it was released, but I'd never seen proof before yesterday.

Speaking of that site, I think I might love them. Or be afraid of them. Both? They've posted two videos of Daniel doing Equus in the last few weeks.


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I know everyone's all excited about seeing him naked, but it would be too much to ask for someone to record the rest of the two hour play? I'd been trying to get tickets for so long, gave up and ended up spending the money. (Though I was still working on plane fare.) Now that I'm broke, I hear that the shows aren't selling out. Fantastic. But that leaves room for a full camera crew, right? Right.

Speaking of cameras in odd places, the site also has pics of Prince William (my true love!) taking a whiz outside a polo match. Here's a hint sweetie. When you're as famous as, well, you, there are always cameras around. Everywhere. Go find an actual bathroom. There's a smaller chance of a camera in there. Unless you really wanted to prompt that debate on whether you're circumsized or not and the benefits of that particular surgery. Then, by all means, flash away. I won't complain.

The Nature of Temptation (or why DanRad is driving me nuts)

I admit it. I've been a Harry Potter fan since...well, since way before the star of the movies went through puberty. I've seen them all entirely too many times, read the books, read and write fanfiction, and did I mention I actually cursed when I heard the most recent movie release is delayed? Yes, I have it that bad. But, I know my fixation with the movies is purely based on a love of all things magical and fun. Really. Completely innocent.

Then there's this thing with Daniel Radcliffe. It's gotten so bad I watch his interviews on YouTube. It's gotten so bad I find myself staring at his (nice, fully dressed) photos without even realizing I'm doing it. It's gotten so bad, he's got his own tag on this blog as well as my "normal" blog. *sigh* He's actually topped Angelina on my "people I have shameless fantasies about" list. I'm sure this is temporary. Maybe.

Okay, there's nothing wrong with finding him attractive because he's 19, right? I didn't know until recently that the age of majority in England is 16, so that makes it even less weird to lust after him, right? Right. It's not my fault though. He just...he sits there looking all sexy and beautiful and says funny things and makes dirty jokes and I just. can't. take. it. I laugh and smile and I start thinking things I should NOT be thinking about him. He's too young. Or not. I know at his age I didn't feel too young to say and think some of the things I did. It's just that, with him, I feel like I should have some boundaries because I've been a fan since he was 11. Yes, it makes me feel old. No, I haven't cared for almost a year now. Well, I do care, but not enough to start thinking only pure thoughts again.

Take his most recent interview with Details magazine (hitting stores next week). The reporter describes him as wearing Absolut Joy jeans and Dan says "that's what lurks beneath" his fly and what do I do? Drool and start picturing that. And the sexy smirk he was probably wearing when he said it. And getting him out of the jeans. Bad! I blame him. He's corrupted me and none of this is my fault. I would only think innocent things about him if his photo shoots were tame and he never made comments like this. And the intriguing comments continued through the interview. I want a copy of this magazine. I don't even care that they photoshopped him to death on the cover. He still looks hot. I can't wait to see the rest of the pics from the shoot.

I will admit to some questions when he said he would love to play a drag queen because it would give him a chance to wear loads of eye makeup. Um...not that I'd care if he'd want to wear a dress for another reason, but would it make me think he's hotter if he is bisexual? (Not that wanting to dress like a woman means anything relating to orientation, but that's where my thoughts went.) It probably would. Probably not a politically correct thought process, but it did have me picturing him in a dress and myself putting on his makeup. And then telling him how pretty he is. And then showing him how much I appreciate his beauty in a very personal way.

I should probably stop reading his interviews. (Especially since I've started wondering when he lost his virginity and liked the idea of him not being a complete novice in the bedroom. And alternately wishing he was so I could fix that.) It does nothing but put bad thoughts into my mind. So, that's it then, right? I'll stop watching his interviews, reading them, looking at photos, watching his movies...nah. I can't do that. I can't do any of that. Not only do I not have that kind of willpower, I'm enjoying this torture. I know I shouldn't be all silly and fangirly where he's concerned, but screw that. I like it. Enough that what was going to be a two paragraph blog entry has turned into this.

I want him. Damn him. Or should I say fuck him? LOL Never mind....

So, first you get on the horse naked...

Then people stop referring to you as that kid who plays the boy wizard, yeah? Right.


Sometime after I stopped looking at the pic (he has really nice calves) I even read the short version of the article. Go and do thou likewise. If you're feeling extra generous, I am totally open to accepting Broadway theater tickets.

High-Five Fridays #2

Let's pretend this was done yesterday, shall we? I swear I'm not always this lazy. Honestly, I may just begin referring to this as The Weekend Meme or something. :-p

1. How Not To Get Laid. Oh, this collection of sad misadventures reminds me of my own quests for sexual satisfaction. Or at least a decent hand job.

2. A funny/sad/strange look at Britney's lopsided boobs. I could recommend my favorite pages of the Victoria's secret catalog to her, but she won't bother with them, will she? Oh well.

3. See Harry Potter's cock! LOL Okay, not true in that particular link. That is a particularly funny interview where the host seems to be hitting on poor Daniel and going on about him molesting horses. But the photos are online. He was 17, so that does make it kiddie porn? But these are promo shots for a play, so it's art, right? Right.

4. Fantasies Hussy Style. A free collection of stories I can imagine will raise the pulses (and maybe a few other things) of the readers.

5. Scarlett Doucereaux has a website full of free erotic stories. Let her know what you think of them. She's considering making it a full time job.



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