I need to move to New York

As if I didn't have enough reasons to want to move to New York so I can pretty much live on Broadway (reason 1, reason 2), now I really want to go see Naked Boys Singing! Yeah, it's pretty much how it sounds. Hot naked guys singing for an hour and a half. Honestly, I shouldn't even think about going (thank you, tax refund, for putting ideas in my head), especially since I probably won't be listening to a word coming out of their mouths. But, look at the picture at the end of the link. Doesn't it look like it's worth every damn penny?!