Penis Overload

Nothing says EW!!! like a tattoo of a giant dick with steroid veins going down someone's leg. If this was supposed to be an enticement: FAIL. Seriously, no one believes you're packing heat like that (probably part of the joke, but whatever). I'd believe the guy in the second pic over you and that one's probably fake too (But wouldn't it be wild if it was real? Reminds me of the Great American Challenge.).