Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Why Does My Friend Like Pussy So Much?

Forgive me for being a little dense, but I just can't understand my friend's near-obsession with pussy. We've been kinda close for a while and this is what I've learned so far about her fixation:

She's been pretty much obsessed with pussy since she was a kid. More often than not, you could find her stroking her own or fondling someone else's pussy in her spare time.

She likes to think of weird pussy names like Fuzzy or Michael.

When we're on the phone, I get distracted by the sounds of her stroking her pussy.

Even though it would look better, she refuses to shave her pussy. I think she's afraid of cutting her pussy. But really, isn't it normal for a pussy to bleed every so often? Besides, if she was careful, she won't cut it. It just needs a trim. Everybody likes a little trim.

She loves to stick food in her pussy (she does it a few times a day--that's why it's a fat pussy) and stroke it as it sleeps. (She shouldn't complain that her pussy is spoiled if she's the one doing it.)

Her pussy takes over the entire bed to the point where my friend has to stroke it so she can lay down.

I get the imprssion that her pussy doesn't lick itself. Hmm.

She talks about her pussy so often, I almost feel like it's mine.

She talks with other pussy lovers online about their favorite ways to play with pussy.

She LOVES showing off pictures of her unshaved pussy.

Her pussy controls her life. You can't be friends (or anything else) with this girl unless you're really fond of her pussy.

A picture of the culprit:








Know anyone else with pussy problems?

3 comments:

Oscar the Observer said...

*Roll over the floor, laughing*
Good play on the word!
*laugh*

Lucy Felthouse said...

Hehe... that really made me chuckle. I even started to get a little horny then realised you were talking animals!!

Seere666 said...

best play on words i've seen in a long time hahaha i was starting to wonder near the end of it why her pusssy was taking over the whole bed hahahaha to good :D