pussy jewelry?

No. Just no.


I'm not sure of the full reasons behind pussy jewelry *ahem* excuse me, a vulva portrait pendant, but something about it seems very wrong. Sure we all like a good pussy every now and then, if not yours then someone else's, but does that mean it should be worn around our necks? I don't know. What makes it weird for me is not just the idea that it's like advertising to men what your junk looks like, but also that the creator wants recipients to describe their stuff and then send in several pictures. Okay, the pics are optional, but that detailed description request just freaks me out. I guess because no two are alike?

Maybe I'm just a prude but I think there are other, less odd ways to celebrate the female body. I'd list them, but right now all I can think of crossing my legs in heavy pants.