messy, sticky and thick

Okay, it's wrong. I know it. I should pay attention to what's on my TV and not let my imagination get the better of me, but when I heard the title of this post on a commercial, my mind went places it should not have gone. I started picturing all kinds of scenarios involving threesomes and...body fluids and riding crops and...yeah. I blame the book I'm currently reading (which I'll be reviewing in a few days).

Please, if someone out there has the power, make the Vagisil commercials stop using suggestive language! It just traumatizes those of us only half paying attention when we realize what's being advertised.

On the other hand, the KY commercials are quite funny. And they at least inspire my writing.